Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free. You should not have to hide yourself away in a sticky bathroom stall in order to change into your yoga pants. Today, things change. Today, you are going to let your nips fly. Look at the woman over there—her only clothing item a lacy black thong, standing with one bronzed leg up on a bench, leaning over and rubbing lotion onto her skin while chatting in Spanish with her friend, who is also only wearing panties. Enough of trying to prevent indecent exposure; enough of clandestine undergarment wrestling sessions where your mind is screaming, why are these panties sticking to my thighs, just get on my body already, DAMMIT.
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I happened upon a survey recently commissioned by Nestle. To reach these conclusions, I spoke with actual women about what happens in their locker rooms. You will see nudity. Sure, you may happen to choose the day when a troupe of Hawaiian Tropics models has their bus break down outside. It reminds me of when precocious boys say they want to be gynecologists. And then, as you get older, you realize that you get an entire bell curve of vaginas in that parade. And probably even at a community pool. And also not a TV show. Your sense of smell is still there. Not every shower is an Herbal Essences shampoo-induced orgasm.
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We've all experienced that moment when we've walked into a locker room to see a woman letting it all hang out with zero shame. Yeah, it's uncomfortable, but have you ever stopped and thought about giving those ladies a bit of credit? Whether they've just gotten out of the shower, or are leisurely checking their cell phones butt naked, it takes a strong, confident woman to parade her body in front of a bunch of randos. Baron Von Sketch , an all women Canadian comedy show, shows a huge appreciation for these women.
Skip navigation! Story from Body. I assessed the situation from my spot in front of my locker. Behind me, I could see a stack of freshly folded towels, in full view of the rest of the gym. I held my sweaty bra in my hands and considered my options.